This god must be crazy

Guru Maharaj Ji, as jaw breaking as the name sound has become a household name over the years since he claimed to be the master of the Universe. However, it is quite unfortunate that the lord of the Universe was recently chased out of his residence because he owed four years rent. Mr. Guru was owing a total of N800, 000 from September 2000 to September 2004 at the rate of N200, 000 per annum.

The police on Tuesday besiege the house of the master of Universe at number 10, Awolowo avenue, Bodija, estate, Ibadan and evicted every living and non living thing in the compound including the almighty Guru Maharaj Ji.

The property – a four bedroom duplex apartment, which actually belongs to late prof. Olawale  Awosika was said to have been occupied by Guru for many years. Evicting the almighty Maharaj Ji was not a very easy task, the counsel for the landlord Mr. Yemi Ajayi explained the challenge of his combat with the gods in the land of the spirit. “The owner of the property at 10, Awolowo way, Bodija, Ibadan with his family took action against the tenant to eject him; we got a court judgement executed against him to evacuate the premises. the religious group suddenly moved in again and his lawyer filed some papers in court that took us five years but recently we got a judgement in court that the eviction be carried out by this it means that the claimants are in lawful possession of the property, anybody who breaks in will be doing that at in contempt of the court”

Actually, the plaintiffs prayed for order directing the defendants to put back the house in a habitable condition by repainting and removing all the symbols, signs and insignia on the walls of the property. But my many questions are; how on earth was the master of the Universe owing such an embarrassing amount? Probably Nigerian don wise up and so there are no longer customers to be duped, but another question will be who on earth is ready to live in a house which once accommodates the spirit, i guess the answer is simple- it must be another spiritual man. I think this self-proclaimed god of the universe must really be crazy or what do you think?